The Community of Liberal Crime is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, absence of drug laws, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.212 billion Liberal Crimeans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 72.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Liberal Crimean economy, worth 306 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 72,819 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A traveller who once stubbed a toe on an Air Brancaland flight has been offered asylum, Liberal Crimean police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests, third world countries are rich in "I Love Liberal Crime City" t-shirts, and thieves find battery shops juicier targets than banks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Liberal Crime's national animal is the danger noodle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Liberal Crime is ranked 282,553^rd in the world and 3,838^th in the Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 0.45 flags saluted per person per day.